Thursday, October 1, 2015

Highs & Lows

I usually save this blog for the end of the year but it feels like it wants to come out now.

Earlier this year, I started off with some incredible highs and in the Summer thats when everything began to turn to shit.

These were the highs:

* In March I traveled to NYC for one of Margaret Cho's tapings.  It was pretty exciting, NYC has always been a great place to visit.  I also met up with a old comedy friend - Edison Apple.  After the 1st show we hung out with Margaret back stage and somehow she talked me into dancing for her 2nd show.  Honestly, I wasn't there to perform, I was there to hang out as a fan but sure, okay whatever. I went for it.

* While visiting NYC, I got to run around at night with Edison in drag, he took me to all the clubs in the area, some fun, some just okay.  While walking around in the neighborhood, random people kept asking me to stop for a photo! I really do love drag admirers, they know how to make a girl feel special, I love doing drag even more, it brings so much happiness to people.

* In April it was time to get ready for the Gathering of Nations Powwow in Albuquerque, New Mexico.  I was such a hit last year in drag that I had to do it again.

* In May, I was burnt out and wasn't in the mood to do anything but my mom convinced to me to attend Rupaul's DragCon at the L.A. Convention Center.  I hate to sound cliche but sometimes mothers do know whats best.  Heres the kicker, I was involved in a little controversy and was asked to leave, somehow I turned it around and got a personal audience with Rupaul herself, and you guys can believe I pitched myself to be on next seasons show.

* My respiratory issues became manageable.

* The movie I filmed a couple years ago, "All The Others Were Practice" , is finally going to be seen on the big screen and then it goes straight to video.

And thats when the lows began:

* somehow I convinced myself to do a 90 Day Diet and didn't lose shit.

* I emailed Margaret to see if she left my dancing part in her special and she said no.

* I finally got fucked but I let that asshole spit on his condom for lube. (I gotta stop doing that)

I really wish this year comes and goes fast, I'm so over it.

What would make this year spectacular is if I got the call Rupaul's casting to be on her show.

I need a break baby and I think that would do it.


Friday, September 18, 2015

The Way You Want Him To Be & The Way He Is

The way I want him to be, attractive, funny, tall, blah blah blah ......

The way he is, he picked me up this morning at the gas station, he recognized me but I didn't recognize him.  Thats the way hook up's go sometimes, they're so random you may or may not ever see them again.  This time he remembered me.  As he gave me a ride down the street, we got reacquainted really fast.  When it was time to get out of the car, like a dumb ass I give him my number when he asked for it.  What really pissed me off about that, he said he wanted to send me photos of what hes into and I said not to send them and he sends them anyways.  Now I have to change my cell phone #.

I really want to put this part of my life behind me.  This just isn't my lifestyle anymore, random hook ups, I'm ready for something meaningful BUT reality keeps showing me different.

On a positive note, one of my straight guy comedian friends did a have a freudian slip and accidentally called me, "babe" .  I think he called me, "babe" , because last week we had a good comedy talk about show biz and I was still fresh in his head and when I called him out on it, he said, "I didn't call you babe but whatever" .

Sometimes I think I'm better off with the latter.


Thursday, September 10, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 90

Today I just don't give a fuck, I'm just glad I'm done with diet blog:

- 3 different types of chocolate candy
- hot potato with shrimp 
- steak burrito
- guacamole & chips 
- spicy Doritos chips

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 89

As I come to the end of my diet, I hopped on the scale to see if I was up or down and wouldn't you know I was down 1 lb.  Ain't that some shit. 90 days of this bullshit and I stayed the same.

- Boston Chx dinner w/ turkey 
- Mac & cheese
- loaded potatoes 
- mashed potatoes 
- chx soup

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 88

I'm so glad this "so called" diet is almost over, at least I was true to posting everyday.

- spicy ramen
- large boba milk tea
- 2 Krispy Kreme donuts 
- lays chip and cheese dip
- double stuffed Oreos
- 4 mac/cheese bites 
- cream cheese muffin topping

Monday, September 7, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 87

- half sandwich 
- chili cheese dog w/ fries
- Pringles half can
- Korean spicy chicken & teriyaki chx with clear noodles & rice
- kim Chee
- Thai iced tea w/ boba

Sunday, September 6, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 86

Last 4 Days. 

- spicy chicken leg
- 1 biscuit 
- potato wedges 
- peanut butter & honey sandwich